Meatball sandwiches are manly. Very, very manly. While 'American' can be used as a synonym for manly, I find cause to disagree with the assertion that Kim Jong Il does not like meatball sandwiches.
Look. Say what you will about the Anti-American nature of the Dear Leader. By focusing on that facet of his life, and with the previously stated synonymity of 'American' and 'manly', one might think this to mean that he is not a mascualine individual. Well, that taken with the ridiculous sums of money he spends on his hair and other metrosexual peccadilloes.
However, the man rules an entire country with an iron fist. A whole nation reveres him as a god. He is a small, ugly man that currently commands the obediance and subserviance of 20+ million citizens. He has successfully duped and manipulated the international community into always giving in to his demands by exploiting the currently weak nature of world diplomacy. He has nuclear weapons and a standing army of 1.2 million men. One of his subs sunk a South Korean naval ship and NO ONE DID ANYTHING ABOUT IT. If you cross him, or he thinks you're going to cross him, or he just doesn't like you, he can have you liquidated and your family relocated to a work camp.
In my book, that is a man. Smuggle him a meatball sandwich through the blockade to satisfy his hunger.
You want to pick on someone who allegedly has two balls and a penis, is a world leader, hates America, but doesn't like a meatball sandwich because they're really a big b***h, my vote goes for Obama. I bet that guy wouldn't eat a meatball sandwich unless he was on the campaign trail, in front of the cameras, and put on the spot to eat the sandwich because it would endear him to the local voter base. And he would not enjoy the sandwich. He would eat probably 2 bites of it before handing it back to the proprietor who made the sandwich so he could give a speech about hope'n'change and maybe containing the North Korean threat.
Kim Jong Il would eat the sandwich, eat another sandwich, then take another from a subordinate who was also involved in the Pyongyang Meatball Sandwich Fesitval. When the subordinate flinched at the thought of giving away his tasty meal, he would be summarily executed. The Dear Leader would then test another nuclear device, kidnap some Japanese citizens, and capture another American submarine. You know, because he can, and he has.
Just saying.
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