Raising the retirement age from 60-62? OH THE HUMANITY.
I think Angela Merkel should take a good, hard look at what is happening to her neighboring country. Not because Germany has to worry about falling prey to these problems or anything. Turns out, they've been fiscally responsible compared to the rest of the world. No, I want her to take a look at invading.
Remember what pulled the U.S. out of the Great Depression? That's right, an aggressive Germany and a weak France. And without the morally damaging and resource draining Nazi agenda, no doubt Germany can get the job done this time. I promise we won't care and merely attempt to financially capitalize by producing for your war machine. You think the U.K. will do anything? They just proposed HUGE cuts to their armed forces the other day. Russia has the Chechens/Georgians keeping them occupied, as well as the onerous day-to-day struggle to run an authoritarian regime. Much harder now than it was in 1941.
So, Angela. Do it. There's no Maginot Line that forces you to ruin the day for those nice Belgians and Dutch by going into France on that route. Just give the Bundeswehr a call, have them make it do what it do, and sell us cheap wine/champanya afterwards.
Oh, don't forget to loot the art, too.
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