Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Breaking news

Underground sources have reported to the UIB that LSU Athletic Director Joe Alleva has expressed privately that he will fire Les Miles at the end of the season, and target Nick Saban as LSU's next head coach.  If Saban cannot be lured away from Alabama, the Tigers will try to get Rich Rodriguez from Michigan.

Alleva has already been cleared by LSU System President John Lombardi to make the move following the season.  Word reached the UIB from Mr. Lombardi's secretary, who is a member of the UIB's underground network and also Snakebite's cousin.

1 comment:

  1. Nice job, Coach. Even in a big time win over Florida, Les Miles remains The Most Exciting Coach in the SEC with that train wreck at the end of the first half. I'm sure CBS and ESPN hope he stays around for a while because I tune in every Saturday to see what will happen in each week's episode of LSU Football.

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