Apparently West Virginia was not the only entity to defeat Bob McKillop yesterday, as America has pulled out a victory in the UIB's "Who would win in a fight" poll.
Reached by phone at the White House, America accepted the victory, but strangely still blamed George W. Bush for its out-of-shape pysique. Apparently two years is not long enough to get back into shape.
At any rate, Bob McKillop has admittedly lost a step since he coached a bunch of nerds to the brink of the final four, but graciously accepted defeat. "I got exposed in this poll a bit, and that is exactly why I want to play against superior teams like America. I have weaknesses now, but having them exposed early is what will make me a much better-polling fighter in March."
Jack Bauer, who finished dead last in the poll, could not be reached for comment because he was on location shooting season 1,486 of his hit show, 24, which features a bisexual transgender Asian Mexican American president.
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