Thursday, September 30, 2010

Welcome to the Useless Information Blog

Dear Reader,

If you are reading this, then you are probably a friend of the posters, or Google.  Either way, welcome to the Useless Information Blog, and congratulations on reaching the end of your search for information that is entertaining, plausibly true (plausibly not), and more-than-likely useless.

Here at the UIB, we plan to use blog posts and polls to debate, discuss, and opine on absurd topics, such as:
  • The useless stock pick of the week, based on information that my be made-up
  • Debate and discuss: the US government's actual weighted average cost of capital is less than zero
  • The moral superiority of the New Orleans Saints and the Who Dat nation
Bottom line: you will find the information presented here to be largely useless.  Yet, you just may find yourself entertained.  Perhaps you will not admit to your friends that you are a regular reader, but you will be.  It's hard to see now, but you may actually have an opinion and post about topic number two above.  And if you do, well, then we've got you, sucker.

So, please check back here regularly for useless information that you simply can't live without.  Cause hey, even if it's stretching the facts, you still look smart as long as nobody else knows the facts.

Useless to you,
Barry

PS - We reserve the right to deviate from this plan as we see fit.  And we will.  So, basically, this letter is useless.

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